The Echoes of the West Blow the Smurf in the Gulag to WIERD...

Tuesday October 11th, 2005

Thanks so much to everyone whom attended to various oozings and bubblings of the WIERD this past week, and yes I know some of you think we have 'too many parties'...comon, really not the worst problem to have is it? don't live in fear of the gods of pleasure, very rare...This week WIERD welcomes and bids farewell to the enigmatic gentleman from Dortmund, Dirk from Echo West to spin the newest cold synths secrets from Berlin, Cologne and perhaps even Brussels if we're lucky, not to be missed...

Meanwhile in other WIERD news, I left my house yesterday morning to embark on the daily ritual of trying to find my car in the nonstop warner brothers backlot/village people construction worker fantasy video that is Willliamsbrg 2005, to once again enjoy the fact my forward motion in my fragile, paperthin darksynth flip flops quite rigorously allegorized quite fashionable trends in politics - flip-flop-conservative-liberal-turkey-bacon-placebo-accupunture-etc...I was pleasantly surprised to see on the horizon my friend Ramon who's this amazing big burly plucked and waxed queen who manages 'Kings' pharmacy(and who's boss told him to play '80's music because studies have shown 'people buy more high end beauty products' in such context). 'Hey Ramon, whats up man', 'Yeah Pieter, I've got thuch a hot thecret!Ohmagod!!! - that thuperhot babe from 'Queer eye' just moved in on Berry and South 3rd, ohmagoddd!!' (etc etc...)  So this morning I went for a coldwave jog in my new neon purple 'Wash U' shorts(which is a Univ in St. Louis, who's medschool hospital is where i was born, no shit) and I actually run by the cable tv superstud smoking a cigarette outside his buliding(its the guy who does 'personal hygiene tip - tells straight men how to wash their faces, comb their chesthair, think of their parents having hot anal when they look in the mirror etc.)  So I slow down when I pass him and he smiles, a good start, so of course I cut my run short to run by again in 10 minutes(as I really need him to come to WIERD to talk to Curtis about his 'corn-row' maintenance), and he give me the thums up and chirps out smiling(and then winks) - 'Wash-You'!, (seriously a totally cosmic moment), and I say 'no man, (I) WATCH-YOU', he says 'OOOH, Watch me wash You'!  , I of course I then say, 'OOOH so true so true'.  Not sure if it was enough to get him in on tues but a good start.  When I got home I revelled in the excellent fact surrounding this ritual of sporting the 'WASH U's', then removing them when I'm finished to 'Wash-ME' in my new dark synth shower, total coldwave 1st to second person pronoun transfer and thus another exellent erotic allegory, as the 'I' leaves my 'U', and the 'WE' become '2', very taboo, and perhaps slightly WIERD...

Also I'll be spinning the Breyer P-Orridge after party next Sunday at Participant(9pm-1am) - 4 straight hours of Gen and Lady Jaye's classixxx - Psychic TV, classic TG, Thee Majesty etc., you can be sure the true Wierdos will come out of the woodwork for this one...

Pieter and Dirk (Echo West) spin Cold wave, Dark Synth
Tuesday, October 11th, 11pm -4am
WIERD @ Southside Lounge
(happy hour midnight - 1am!!!)
41 Boadway(Wythe/Kent), Wmsbrg, BKNY
J train to Marcy, L to Bedfd.
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