All Austrailian People are Banned from WIERD!!!...

Tuesday August 1st, 2006

Well this may be the rarest thing ever but next week tuesday August 8th there will be no WIERD as Im out of being with the Bloodyminded and eveyone else seems to need a bit of a break of is also rare by being out of town, so we're on tonite, then we'll be back Tues. August 15th, please tell your Cold little friends we'll be back soon to cool them down, just don't tell them it they're from Austrailis and I'll tell you why...

So see WIERD is can-celled next week and of course the interesting thing about this is the fact if we cansell IT theres no possible way we can sell anything... So if IT is canselled, IT no longer cansell ,IT in his case being thee pleasures of luxurious golden beverages of pleasure, the 'names' of very rare coldwaves you need to find them on ebay, then destroy your bank account with etc. Problem is as often as if goes with thee onset of 'abstraction' the A=B, but B does not therefore =A. The truth therefore is that if we cansell WIERD, we can't sell IT, and this little dramatic 'cross'(t) in the middle shows the solution, for as was the case a few weeks ago as I suggested you War't' suggested religious welfare, so the cross in can't sell explains how relgion really is the only way to explain methematical imperfections, or illogicalities... Thing is I just realized even if WIERD is cancelled, you actually still can-cell it just by picking up your cell and dialing the very rare # of Southside. Supposing your sell has a bad connection (or yr frenchwave Eurotrash English sucks) you say... 'You cansell?'...'Yeah we cansell, but we choose to have a landline instead'...'Oh so you cansell but you no can sell?' ...'Yeah Im sorry we can't sell, but please understand this is a proper Christian word and religion always destroys mathemetics in any contest and we got vonage now which is cheaper than a cell- as always I never get his artfaggy bullshit ideas but he's a bit sensitive I think so I just act interested, okay see you later, sell us any time you 'can' '...I was thinking abuot this idea of being 'sensitive' as Im on the subway looking at an ad for 'sensitive skin' cream, and I was thinking, how could skin not be sensitive as thats primarily its function, right? Problem is some 'people' are apparently not sensitive, but their skin obviously is,so they simultaneously are sensitive and non-sensitive at the same time, kind of like how we are both cansell and (thus) can't'sell next week. The only way I figure one could have insensitive skin is if they were dead, paralyzed, or substituted another 'skin', like leather on top of their skin, and I've always loved this equation as 'leath'-her always reminds me of a really queeny chelseaboy yelling at the closetted straight guy he's fucking to 'come owt' (and of course if it was his first time the OW definately 'came', so did he too most likely) and '...just leath-her you fuckin hot littl fierth bitch!'

So Im trying to figure out how 'leath'her men could possibly be sensitive and I see this guy on the subway with amazing green leath her pants on...'cool pants man, what is that stuff'...'its actually shark skin, got it down undah in Melbooone'...'Oh cool, hey you know its shark week on the discover channel, is that why yr wearing them?'...'No I just think they're hot, specially down heya on the trine, ughh.'... 'Yeah WIERD too as down under here is way hot but down under is actually having they're winter right now so they're also cold, kind of like how we cansell WIERD, but WIERD can't'sell, even thought we can cell IT...'Uh yeah right whatever right matey'...

This man with insensitive (obviously) skin made me realize that the reason all human skin is such is because its the only skin noone else can wear, sharks for example don't wear 'human pants', for if they did we probably wouldn't fear them so much I'm quite sure. The erason though we're so scared of sharks and why sharkweek is so popular though i think is because it logically (in a wet-slimey-leath'her'y way) triggers exactly the same 'sensations' as we feel when we feel the onset of a computer virus. Like the skark, you can't see IT, IT comes from nowhere, and you usually experience IT when you are alone, and it totally fucks you up...Watching shark attacks thus provides the same security as when yr friend gets a virus and then you feel, damn, glad it wasn't me...', confused about this whole skin issue and the bigger questin of if the aussie guy has ever gotten a computer virus while wearing his sexy pants, I called cablevision to hook my cable back up so I could watch people get computer viruses down under and get all bloody... 'Yeah hi I want to get the discovery channel because I met a guy on the subway wearing blue pants and I'm worried about him!...'uh mistake I see here you canselled ya cabel recently'...Yeah but I can still cell which I'm doing right now, please this guy's in trouble soon as he takes his pants off!'...'Honey we all in trouble soons we take ah pants off, you still canselled it!"... 'Well, at least I believe in God, thats why mathematics is fucked and I can still cell you'...'honey you freekin me out, so I aint gonna sell you nuttin! call back on tuesday! fuckin WIERDO!'...'Yeah I know I can't'sell anything on Tuesday, WIERD is very rare... and well done...Coldwave...

Pieter and Miss Liz experience subway shark attacks in Austrailia
Tuesday,August 1st, 11pm - 4am
WIERD @ Southside Lounge
 (Happy Hour and Aussie summer coldwave retrospective midnight - 1am!!!)
41 Broadway (Wythe/Kent), Wmsbrg, BKNY
J train to Marcy, L to Bedfd
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