WIERD Presents a very rare live performance by VAURA!

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

Hey, hows everyone doing?, want to come out and play tonite with the Wierdos, do you? Whoa I'm crooked oh no mama heeeeelpies button wrongies!!! I hope all your new Projects are going well jammers summer party fun! Last week I met lots of nice new boys and girls at Wierd with cool projects like knitting, swimming, music, coloring in their coloring books, playing with their dolls in pretty pink softys dresses - all so awesome HA! Mama HONGRY coookie!!! Keep up the great work!

This week at Wierd free entry to anyone who's name is a verb - as all of you you from the early frozen daze of the WIERD email well know people who ARE verbs are beyond-inherently(i.e. 'literally') more pro-active by dictionarial human nature - and you can't shun that dick its already in you for life - take it like a hot fierce man it IS you, live it, love it, ride it for miles. The 'Verbial race' like it or not are forever cursed with 'discursive movement'...even if they are sleeping simply by their nomenclature they are doing more than you, always 'moving' forward in un-deleteable extension. We run into an unfortunate problem in Wierd ettiquette however when a person who IS a verb(such as Bill, Rob, Sue, Will, Mary, Skip, Trip, Bob etc.) ALSO has a Project - because see you are already 'Pro-jecting' youself, simply by your Mama-given Scarlet litereal verbiage, you are 'coming out', you go girl feel it!...so if you ARE a verb, get in free tonite, and you are heard mentioning your 'project' and are thereby 'doubly pro-jecting', you are by definition redundant, and poorly written...and you will be 'deleted', click. No bad gramma here in da Wierd yo...thank you very much. I'm not kidding, thats it you're banned from WIERD for life...everyone understand the rules??? If you're discursively moving keep it in low gear and mind your greazy little fukin mouth, and get a free shitty stale beer with your extra $5 how lovely. OK great - MAMA coookie!!!

I know many of you cold kidies have been eagerly awaiting tonites WIERD debut for a long time as we welcome NYC's newest wild mountain cold guitar icestorm VAURA for a live performance at midnite! Featuring the likes of WIERD's own forever beloved Josh Strawn of Blacklist and Kevin Hufnagel of Dysrhythmia tonite the shimmering razorblade guitars get some long-overdue payback for all the past months of rubbery analogue electronics the sadistic bitchy queens on the wheels of the WIERD have been pummeling our hungry loins with the past few months...Also the great Glenn Maryansky is finally back in town from the Chameleons tour spinning this evening with Hayden Payne of Dream Affair/Void Vision whos making his DJ debut...pleasure awaits...Verbs beware of the Very Rare..VRp. http://www.myspace.com/vaura

Glenn, Hayden Payne, and Frankie Teardrop Spin the WIERD World!
Wednesday October 13th, 10pm-4am
WIERD @ Home Sweet Home
131 Chrystie St. at Delancy, NYC