WIERD Presents the return of AUTOMELODI

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

This week WIERD welcomes the return of AUTOMELODI from Montreal for a long-overdue live performance at midnite! Come on out and check in with what the great Monsieur Paradis and co. have been up down in the cold, deep North! http://www.myspace.com/automelodi

The first 7" single 'Destructive Paths to Live Happily' from the forthcoming debut album from Kindest Lines Covered in Dust due out June 15th premiered as a free download in Fader this past week: http://www.thefader.com/2011/04/28/kindest-lines-destructive-paths-to-live-happily-mp3/

Prefix Magazine has a nice feature on the band up, as well as a second free track 'Running Into Next Year' available for download: http://www.prefixmag.com/media/kindest-lines/running-into-next-year-prefix-premiere/52048/

The band's first interview is up as well as a new mixtape they have curated for TIF and Huh Magazines in the UK:
http://www.thisisfakediy.co.uk/articles/first-on/kindest-lines
http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/view_article.php?id=1817&s=music&t=other

In other news of the lifestyles of the WIERD and uncomfortable, I would like to dedicate this week's party to the fact I am ecstatically conflicted by the simultaneously occurring, unadulterated abstract brilliance of 2 particular events which transpired this past week:
1. My mysterious, beyond shady upstairs neighbor just financed his forthcoming Puerto Rican cruise from the income tax refund he received based entirely upon deducting his 2010 ATM receipts.
---an adendum to part 1.:
a. Puerto Rico is not a US state, but IS a territory.
2. Someone triggered the smoke alarm at last week's party by setting one of Anarexia's birthday donuts on fire and locking it the ladies room floating in a pint glass...for those of you weighting in line for ages to heave out yr creamy-on-the-inside love, heres your flamey shady girl.
---an adendum to part 2.:
a. Anarexia is not anorexic, but rumors have it she may be responsible for said VRyromaniacal incident....hmm.

In keeping with the WIERD's lifetime goal of keeping your day ever so Very Rare week in and out, I hereby present to you two incredibly appealing, real deal alternatives to achieve the VR bliss implicit in the 2 great Abstract American Phantasies of 2011 - making $ with no $ down, and burning calories without lifting a finger. So for everytime you're feeling small, sad and infomercially alone late at night about to reach into your wallet...ponder the radicality of the above a den dum's genius acts - kill yr dirty little sweaty mouse, hit the MTA and cruise on down to burn yr skinny hot ass alive in the WIERD - the ultimate den of dum deal pleasure forever here for you when you want it least, OLA theee you all tonite yesss!

Miz Margo, Minimal Syb, and Frankie Teardrop Spin the WIERD!
Wednesday May 4th, 10pm-4am
WIERD @ Home Sweet Home
(Very Rare live performance by Automelodi at midnite!)
131 Chrystie St. at Delancy, NYC
Info: (212)226-5708
http://www.wierdrecords.com/