Noone knows The Lost Secrets of thee 'IT' at WIERD...

Tuesday November 8th, 2005

'IT's getting COLDER than ever out there, and this week WIERD is again honored to welcome and sadly bid farewell to DJ Gilles LeGUEN, so please come on down to the ICY cold  room of the red and the gold.

Thee WIERD thing is,  I'm desperately trying to figure 'IT'out ...'IT' all begins on the train as Im going to pick up my broken down sh'IT' car in Chelsea when the new Bloomberg message(which sounds like a blatant call for mandatory group sex)comes over the speaker - 'If you see a suspicious package, please do NOT keep 'IT' to yourself!..Confirming my suspicions, I get off the train and look up at the new 'Sex in the c'IT'y' billboard on 24th St. which says 'Get 'IT' every night', then turn around to see the quote under the queeny model on the menssstyle.com billboard 'Get SOME on your lunchbreak', as Im pondering how sexual orientations are differentiated by the 'IT' vs. the 'SOME', Im driving home and see another brilliant new Bloomberg sign on the BQE - 'Brooklyn:You name 'IT", we got 'IT' ' which only makes 'IT' worse as I still don't get 'IT'...As if 'IT' can't get absolutely any worse, I'm minutes later home online buying very rare coldwave on ebay and see that their brilliant new slogun is 'Ebay - 'Whatever 'IT' is, you can get 'IT' here'...seems like everyone gets 'IT' but me, and thus the sadness sets in, so thus I put on more coldwaves and hide in my little cold darkness...

Minutes later the buzzer rings and 'IT' is the Con-Ed man, I let him in and insanely he's wearing a butt-ON that says 'ON IT', which is so excellently their new slogun, so I cheer up a bit and decide to have some fun with 'IT'...'Hello sir, I needa reeda meetah.' ...'Oh shit, you guys are 'on 'IT' ' too!!!...'Yeah WHATEVER kid, gotta reeda meeta, where's 'IT"?...'No dude, 'WHATEVER 'IT' is, you can get 'IT' here'...He's gettin annoyed, and I look down and amazingly he's wearing Nikes - 'Oh sh'IT'!!!, I laugh and point at his feet' - 'Just 'DO 'IT' '!...'Look Yo, I aint got all day, tell me where 'IT' is!...'Yeah like you don't know man(i then put my hand up to way heterosexually 'high-five' him)-'I bet 'YOU get 'IT' every night' YO!...'Naw not me Yo, but Dan here just fukin got some on his lunchbreak, sheee-'IT' '...'Wow, amazing, Dan looks so straight'..'YO Danny, this punk jus called you a fukin fagg-'IT'!!!, he's lookin at yr fukin package YO!!!HA!!!'...'No way man, when I see a suspicious package I never keep 'IT' to myself, especially when 'IT' is a 'FAGG'- I smoke like a fukin FIEND!'...'OK kid, you made Ya point, yr a fag, now where the fuck is 'IT'?!(he's way pissed now...)...'Look man, I said I don't know where or what 'IT' is, I swear, been tryin to figure 'IT' out all day!, and even though I been in BK for 11 years every time you name 'IT', I say 'You CANT find 'IT' here' cause I dont fukin know where or WHAT 'IT' is is!!!'...'God, none-a you homos ever knows where da MEET-Her is, fukin amazin'...'No shit man, cause us fags is always tryin to meet-HIM'...he's burnt, and gives up - 'I told you freek, Dan ain't gay, I fukin give up'...Later freek...

Another victory for the WIERD, very rare coldwave forever...

Pieter, Gilles and Glenn spin Coldwave
Tuesday, November 8th, 11pm - 4am
WIERD @ Southside Lounge
(happy hour and you need a drink if you made it through the very rare info above, midnite-1am!!!)
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