Latenight Coldwaves for the WIERD summer Sunburn...

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

So I'm enjoying an excellent hot sausage(12" version very rare) on my lunchbreak from jury duty on a lovely Tuesday afternoon and this very optimistic young retarded man stumbles up to sit down beside me and spills his dark synth Mountain Dew on my coldwave leg.  I was admiring his excellent outfit and I suddenly realized that the whole idea for "Rain Man" was totallyripped off from Morissey circa '86!  So of course I turned to him and said, "Hey man, you into the Smiths?", and he of course smiled and blurted out, "Nice!"...thus my suspicions were correct...Later that evening back at da crib as I was relaxing in 90's print fashions and sipping an ice cold O'Doul's with lemon, I thought about this slightly erotic encounter and it all came to me at once...

...I have to change my name to Chardonnay...

This week WIERD welcomes guest DJs Sheal and friends from the monthly party 'Visions of the Impending Apocalypse' at Happy Endings....

Chardonnay, Sheal and friends spin Coldwave
Tuesday, June 28th 11pm-4am
WIERD @ Southside Lounge
(happy hour and please call Ben 'Chablis' , midnight - 1am)
41 Broadway (Wythe/Kent), Wmsbrg, BKNY
J train to Marcy, L to Bedfd
info:(718)387-3182